OK. So I'm sitting here looking for something to do. Then it just strikes me. Why not write something about what I do everyday these days. That shouldn't be tough, no?
It just got that much tougher now.
The thing is, there ISN'T much to do these days over here. Other than the occasional movie and the TV series. You know, with the classes over and me being an MBA and all.
So let's see. Where do I start from? Oh yeah! Morning....
10 AM : Wake up. Yep, you saw the time right. All you working people out there, be jealous! *Evil Laugh*. And, for those MBA students who are with me, don't go "WTF SO EARLY" on me. My eyes just open up!!
10.15 AM : Go and see what's there for breakfast. Sees that it's the usual. NOT good news. Goes for the corn flakes. DIET DIET, you see *Wink*!!
10.45 AM : Switches on laptop. Follows daily ritual:
1) Login to Gtalk.
2) Check Gmail.
3) Check my second Gmail Account. The official one.
4) Check Orkut. (Yeah yeah, Google products have taken over my life. But it has yours too. ADMIT IT!!)
5) Check Facebook. Stare at the various posts made by my other "friends" for over an hour. One does not get enough of it. That "one" being me, of course. HA! I jest.
6) Check BBC Sport. Football news time.
11.30 AM : Realize, while on Facebook, that it is all quiet over here. Something's missing. OH YEAH!! SONGS!! Puts on iTunes and listens to music through someone's super awesome headphones. (Which I am going to give back to that person. HA HA!! I jest again.)
1.30 PM : Suddenly wake up, with those super awesome headphones (Do I need to repeat the same thing again?) on me, and Facebook on the laptop. Realizes that IT IS LUNCH TIME!!! Rushes to the mess only to find out that it's the usual "super awesome" (Please note the sarcasm here.... Someone's got to tell me how to show sarcasm in writing!!) mess food. Decides to have what I always have: CURD. I tell you na, if not for the curd over here, I would have died of starvation!
2.30 PM : Go to 10.45 AM. And 11.30 AM.
5 PM : 1.30 PM happens again.... till only the Facebook part, of course. Now there's the urge NOT to sleep for the rest of the day (or night, as the time would tell). But how to solve that?? COFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Nescafe it is!! A croissant (or 2 or 3...) added to it. ADIPOLI (Read AWESOME)!! There you go. THAT should keep me awake now!
6 PM : Hey Bhagwaaaannnn !!! (Did I just call myself?? Kartik calling Kartik = God calling Kartik... Get it? No? Chuck it..) I have not done anything till now. Need to start moving that VERY VERY slim body of mine (OK. I know all of you will laugh at that last sentence).
Solution to the problem??
Take my rackets and rush to the courts. Find out that its super full. Lesser people would have attended a Metallica concert. Yes, THAT full.
9.15 PM : After 3 hours of mind-boggling, knee-jerking (literally, I keep sliding and falling.) game of Badminton, I realize that the mess is going to close in 15 minutes.
Panic attack time (Only if it is the non- veg days: Mondays, Wednesdays or Fridays. Especially every other Friday : Roasted Chicken day! Because of the "Paneer" that they serve the veggies, of course!! *Wink*).
RUSH TO MESS! And eat curd rice on Tuesdays, Thursdays and the weekend. The rest of the days, I think you would have already guessed.
9.45 PM : In room. Need I say what comes next? Yes, you guessed right. Go to 10.45 AM. And 11.30 AM.
(High Fives for those who actually guessed. For the rest... ummm... errr.... Low fives!! HA!)
Sometime after 9.45 PM and when I sleep : Random chat on GTalk with a Junior.
Me : Hey! Sup?
Junior : Sup? nm.. you tell.
Me : Do you have class tomorrow?
Junior : yeah... why?
Me : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHA!!
Junior : :| (Might even be swearing at me at that time)
(I actually make sure I do that everyday. What a sadist I am, no?)
11 PM (It can be anytime between 9.45 PM and when I sleep.) : MOVVIIIEEEEE!! (or TV SEEERRRIIEEEESSSS!!)
1 AM : Go To 11 PM.
1.30 AM : Somethings rumbling. MY STOMACH!! Time for that POST mid-night snack. Arcus it is!!
3 AM : Go To 11 PM. ( I hope you get the drift by now.)
4 AM : In a daze. Too much movie and TV series watching. Must stop this. Go to sleep!.....
So there you go. As you might have noticed, there is no mention of the booze and the parties, as you would expect once you get into a B-school. Did you not?!! Well, start expecting!! But then, this is a TYPICAL day. An ATYPICAL day might have just had those (And probably a bit more, if you get what I mean. *Wink* *Wink*. Sho, I jest so much, it's not even funny. HA!)