Thursday, October 14, 2010

If you really look at it....

Some random thoughts during this extremely "busy" week for me.....

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Spiderman cannot fight crime in places other than metropolitan cities. Only in big metros do you see high rise buildings. And Spiderman needs those buildings in order to travel fast, by means of spewing webs from his hands, which glue onto the buildings. If the buildings were shorter, he would either not be able to get the leverage to fling himself forward, or would end up scrapping the road a whole lot of times, that he would be injured even before reaching his destination!

This was the result of a very interesting conversation that I had with one of my friends after we watched "ROBOT". Which reminds me....

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If Rajnikant and Chuck Norris were to come together and have a bet/fight, who would win? That would be the most interesting duel of all time!

Let's see how this would pan out. On the one hand, you have CHUCK NORRIS!!! 
  • There are no weapons of mass distruction in Iraq because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't make friends or enemies. He makes only victims. (YIKES!!)
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • Lightning never strikes twice in the same place because Chuck Norris told it not to.
  • Chuck Norris stopped the ice age with a single match.

And on the other hand, we have our own, namma Thalaivar, RAJNIKANTH!!!
  • Rajnikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. (DOUBLE YIKES!!)
  • Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone!
  • Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
  • Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  • Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

(Yes. This has been directly taken from the site most widely used to search for anything and everything that you would ever need. Also, in namma Thalaivar's own words - "I will hit you so hard, even Google will not be able to find you!... MIND IT!!")

My God (Oops. Don't know whether even God would be able to survive this!), the rivalry between them would be INTENSE!
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It took ten santros to first conquer Mt. Everest! ("Tenzing" Norgay.. get it?! Couldn't resist. Don't mind, pleeezzzz!)

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There is only one programme that could stop people from watching Big Boss 4. And that has Amitabh Bachchan in it. Let my 9PM slot be locked, computerji! But, somehow, my roomies over here manage to see both the programmes at the same time. I think that the breaks have been scheduled by boththe channels in such a way that when one gets over, the other starts. That way, the audience do not lose out on either! But the problem with doing that is the breaks end up being ridiculously long, for those who watch only one programme. While the programme slot is 1 hour, the actual programme ends up being only for only half the time!!!

4 comments:

Humor Unplugged said...

Hahha ROTFL @ Chuck Noris can slam a revolving door...great stuff buddy..keep em coming :)

Happy blogging...

Kartik Krishnamoorthy said...

Thanks mate! :)

Dilip said...

You mean TenXing Norgay

Kartik Krishnamoorthy said...

@Dilip : oh yeah! that only. Spelling change to suit the already poor joke! ;)